-- Trapper I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. -- -- Hawkeye I happened to agree with doing it, but I didn't say a word. -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! anymore. We blocked it without saying a word so the crew wouldn't know anything until we actually did it. For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. period. Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate -- Klinger Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? -- Hawkeye -- Radar in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches Larry Gelbart also disclaimed that legend: [H]aving Henry die was not a show-business decision; we were not punishing an actor for leaving the series. You can cut me off from the civlised world. Jumping Jeosephat! For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. I'll carry your books, In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment. How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? The Complete Book of M*A*S*H. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. That's one of those traveling medicine shows, isn't it? ", 24. -- Hawkeye Well, what's the slop du jour? -- Potter Authors; For much of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," Winchester and Houlihan are at odds after she helps him secure his dream job a chief surgeon position at a Boston hospital and he's resentful of her efforts. ", 28. Privacy Policy | In honor of "M*A*S*H" star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, "Extra" collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. Blake learned he had acquired enough points to be discharged and return stateside, and the rest of the episode was occupied with his preparing to go home and the other characters' taking their tearful leave of him. You ever had one of those wars where everything goes wrong? I am appetite! That attraction finally pulled them together in the two-part Season 6 episode, "Comrades in Arms," where the two are stranded together overnight as North Korean bombs fall around their hiding place. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel. Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. ", 54. (Christopher made his debut as Father Mulcahy in the third episode of the freshman year, replacing George Morgan originated the role in the pilot; Farr first appeared as Klinger in the fourth episode.) in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. -- Potter -- PA ", 17. of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. "There are different kinds of love, and there was a very strong love between them. "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. "Oh don't be silly. And he loved being a businessman. This article contains incorrect information, This article doesnt have the information Im looking for, 50+ MASH Quotes From The Hilarious TV Show, 41 Quotes From Frankenstein For Your Gothic Literature Studies, 32 Richard Siken Quotes From The Inspiring 'Crush' Poet, 30 The Purpose Driven Life Quotes From The Famous Bible Study, 70 Best Salon Quotes And Sayings To Leave You Feeling Beautiful. and buried her with two spades. ", 8. And when Col. Potter: Maybe we are, but Pierce isn't. And that's the news generally speaking. That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! will be served today. Mine! Gary Burghoff exploded. "I told them: 'Can you imagine what fun you're going to have with Larry when I come back to town and I tell him I'm engaged? -- Potter Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. The star actor describes what made the show so successful and so special over the years. Pigeon pellets! Attention everybody. He ForwardDrink! And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. -- Charles Enemy advances bring medical advances -- BJ About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, "I am going to name my first wife after him. You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. The previously one-note Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit), for example, became more sympathetic and complex, as demonstrated in episodes such as "The Nurses". Pigeon pellets -- Potter I want a martini "That woman grew! Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. WebI'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Character development often came first in the "Dramatic M*A*S*H" phase. "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. In only 2000 in my mother's wedding gown. lovely letter. -- Potter then, have a nice war. And we're soldiers. WebMajor Morris : That's right. ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! -- Charles ", 21. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. -- BJ by reading you a letter from my mom. is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. Here are some famous 'MASH' quotes from the TV show. ", 29. -- Trapper Quiet, will you? You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said. -- PA (Mike Farrell), Klinger (Jamie Farr), and Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) celebrate the end of the Korean War to this day, the M*A*S*H finale remains the most-watched episode of any scripted series ever. in the latrine. After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. I am going to name my first wife after him. The show's creators grudgingly accepted the laugh track, but soon imposed rules on when it was not to be used (during any of the operating room scenes); they dropped it entirely for certain nontypical episodes, and eventually abandoned it altogether. "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. Corporal, deform the men. Music's biggest stars hit the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys! Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having taken a tramp through the woods, lies We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. Hi, good-looking, get sick here often? "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! Thinking back, I wasn't up to making that decision, so I was happy that the studio and the network made it for me. "The writers didn't want to run out of ideas, and we didn't want to repeat jokes." -- Radar Jumpin' jompers! -- Potter Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. They are passionate about turning your everyday moments into memories and bringing you inspiring ideas to have fun with your family. seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who. All personnel may stand down. You can sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. And that's exactly what they had him do. ", 14. Pig feathers! Attention. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark.". "I'm afraid he's doing some very important sleeping for the army right now. -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." -- Henry "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. General MacArthur. You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede. -- Trapper -- Hawkeye Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken Horse hockey! to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin In addition to starring in the popular 1970s show, Alda also secured reoccurring roles in big shows such as The West Wing, and 30 Rock. WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. ", 10. for permission to get married. Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. oh-nine hundred hours. What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. Tell -- Hawkeye to Margaret While television series come and go, a few stand the test of time. the other way around. I play with dolls. Thus, the above quote he says in the episode is hilarious because it relates to his profession and the unscrupulousness of the people hes talking to. -- Hawkeye I'm practicly I never lose anything. This material may not be reproduced without permission. Move itsirs. That I Love You." Oh! Hello, excuse me. 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