xavier: renegade angel phone booth script

I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. WebNick Weidenfeld. So huge, it hurts! Caveman: Ooga-booga. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Bully: I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. I'll help you. Xavier: Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Xavier: Powers are for the weak. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Mexican Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived out initiation. Inhale. She's being moving. Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. Woman 2: I gobble them while they gobble my filth. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Hello? Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. Percy: These guys -- they were Mexican, they were gang members, and they smashed my mascot costume. You could say it started when I was a kid. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Xavier: Really? I crapped out, but Im tough, I can suck it up. I have no powers. "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Mocho: Bone white? Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. You could say it started when I was a kid. Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? It was you, damn it! Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. You could say it started when I was a kid. Absurdity! Honkey. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. I'm doing it! I just repopulated my pants. I'm doing it. Oh, yeah. Availible for a limited time only! You're a hit. Bestial-ulating that skeeter? You can hit me. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Hello? You could say it started when I was a kid. [vomits] Which reminds me. Thank you so much for this. Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? All rights reserved. Like most folks, I've always been different. She dumped me. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Years of you and I together. Xavier sneaks into an asylum and does the same to his own mother. Xavier: I did it. And you need my help? Xavier: look at the two of us. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. It is only visible to you. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Xavier: Please get my mommy, so I can tell on you! You can feel my hot breath on your neck. Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Depth Overload. But you buried it. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Xavier: Of course! Well I eat balls for breakfast. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. All rights reserved. Some kids. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Xavier: No. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. Watch. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". You're my passion. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. To justice. Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Mocho: Oh, no. Let's check in on the 5 W's. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. We're a dying breed. Yes, That's EXATCLY what I am going to do! Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. JavaScript is disabled. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Please view our rules and wikis before posting. Oh come here. Later, chompsky honk. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe. 2 Mar. As a. What a thought. Xavier: Fate. Unknown Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. Dweeb. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. "Taste the pain!" Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. Xavier: My god. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. The heart of an explosion. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? Harder. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. First of all, its daytime! Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. You, Xavier! Ever-Child: You, Paul, When you were 6 and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. 2023. Hold. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. Quotes.net. Xavier: [thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? Sell custom creations to people who love your style. But I'd sure like to try. Well it's 5:55. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: Ahh. Ok! Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! Chimp. Youd like me to be you, wouldnt me? This allows you to focus on the securities you are interested in, so you can make informed decisions. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Xavier: I killed him hard. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Hello? Need to make him more bone-y. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Oh! Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! I can give you a plate of weevils every day Xavier: [thinking] Sucker, I would've settled for every OTHER day. Flush them now. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. June: What's that, Popo? genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay Ooga-booga. Here's my card. stands for "Supportive Community of Connected Spirits.". Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! Close your eyes. Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. [flips off the camera while driving away]. Second Xavier: Oh, yeah? Good luck finding out what it is really about, though. See yourself out. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Count of three, we show whats under the loincloth! By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. To make a transcript of this moment was truly a blessing for me when Im talking to a friend. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. 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