nuke a hurricane xkcd

The questions Randall tackles range from realistic possibilities (e.g. In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. You can almost visualize his wide-eyed innocence, wanting to take two deadly forces and use them to destroy each other, to benefit mankind. But first worry about what caused the 500 MPH winds How long would it take for people to notice their weight gain if the mean radius of the world expanded by 1cm every second? Magic, because science just works like that. Hurricanes [] Hurricane Where-The-Hell-Is-Bermuda []. And it's not possible anyway, since nukes are not giant, cutting-edge fans. Suppose you were to print, in 12 point text, the numeral 1 using a common cheap ink-jet printer. convulsions. Second and longest break so far of two long breaks in a row, the 12th break in total. How great would all of these things be? I just moved into a new apartment. I used to work on a fisheries crew where we would use an electro-fisher backpack to momentarily stun small fish (30 - 100 mm length) so we could scoop them up with nets to identify and measure them. Yes, but you need to talk to the Russians to do it right. What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key? What would happen if the Moon were replaced with an equivalently-massed black hole? For a more brief and arrangeable list, see. Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside? Explosion. What a great tree that would be! The report also claimed that Trump had raised the possibility of bombing hurricanes with another senior administration official, as detailed in a 2017 NSC memo. 95 minutes at the right place at the right time. What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world? Surely anything is possible if we put our minds to it, right, scientists? Humans have done supposedly impossible things before. the continental shelf. To figure out how big How long would humanity last? Would I need to dive to actually experience a fatal amount of radiation? Hurricane Where-the-Hell-Is-Bermuda enters from the east side of the map, wanders around the Atlantic in a scribble, goes north for a while, and then peters out. How many bananas would you need to power a house? Not in a "scatter my ashes" sense, but, like, "throw my naked corpse out the airlock" sense. While we might not have experimented with nukes, the government has tried other ways to stop hurricanes, and even those resulted in some terrible and unforeseeable problems. Would it be possible for two teams in a tug-o-war to overcome the ultimate tensile strength of an iron rod and pull it apart? In that year (assuming no more comics before February 26 2017), only 8 articles where released including both 147 and this one. After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f*ck? No one would get a perfect score. If you cheat, a bag a little smaller than the Moon. Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? The comet either burns up in the atmosphere or speeds up global warming. Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood? What place on Earth would allow you to freefall the longest by jumping off it? How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? How far would a tungsten countertop descend if I dropped it into the Sun? Would it eventually reach a point where it would float? How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? Just more FAKE NEWS!". What if I took a swim in a typical spent nuclear fuel pool? As humans learned over the last century from a wide variety of incidents, fallout is no fun. What if you shined a flashlight (or a laser) into a sphere made of one-way mirror glass? Recumbent bicycles in aerodynamic shells can go almost 40m/s, and to reach 200m/s in one would require you to use 25 times the power output. And we could make it not deadly, somehow? There's not really any question anymore: This is happening because the planet is getting warmer, and the planet is getting warmer because of humans. Evin's scenario concerns neither. It turns out, you'd need a lot of nukes and a lot of power. Red successfully cuts off Blue and then dies shortly thereafter. Earlier this year, Severe Tropical Storm Sanvu passed over the Mariana This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and jumped at the same time. Though he reportedly . What a great axe that would be! Until then, perhaps the best solution is just learn to co-exist with them.". Sugar: 19 Any time I attempt to heat left over Chinese food in a microwave, it fails to heat completely through somewhere. Various Theoretical Models For Underwater And since I am already feeling like Bilbo in this one, is there anything else in my pocket that would have unexpected amounts of stored energy? What if the Earth were made entirely of protons, and the Moon were made entirely of electrons? The first scenarios are pretty boring. A hurricane can release the amount of energy in a 10-megaton nuke every 20 minutes, the NOAA article says. I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions is out! He liked these questions so much that he started up What If. Or what if you were doing a backflip? The destruction hurricanes leave in their wake is epic. When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire? Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License, fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=what_if&oldid=304504. If you have a good arm, you could probably throw this book about 45 feet. Evin isnt the first person to think of setting off nuclear weapons 'My friend and I were arguing about what would happen if a bullet got struck by lightning, and we agreed that you should resolve it . The result of the above is that over the first 144 weeks 136 articles where released with never more than 3 weeks between releases. If it lacks a closed circulation it is called a tropical disturbance. How much would you need to make to be in real trouble? Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Liquid helium? coast. The report, published in 1996, If Michael Phelps could hold his breath indefinitely, how long would it take for him to reach the lowest point in the ocean and back if he swam straight down and then straight back up? Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. In 1962, physicist Freeman Dyson wrote a memo discussing eight possible with 64 GB MicroSD cards all full of legally purchased music)? The second break came a year after the first and was also a Christmas break before article 77 was released on December 31, 2013. How quickly would the ocean's drain if a circular portal 10 meters in radius leading into space was created at the bottom of Challenger Deep, the deepest spot in the ocean? Lawrence River Adaptive Management Committee would be angry. water above bulges up, though only slightly, over a large area. 40000 people and some magic. No, at least not without starving to death quickly and leaving our pets, belongings and everything else behind. It had ended a war almost instantaneously, it was cleaner and cheaper than traditional fuels, so why couldn't it do something like fix the pesky problem of hurricanes? The bubble grows to about a kilometer across in a couple of seconds. How much physical space does the internet take up? My daughter age 4.5 maintains she wants a billion-story building. As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur? The heat release is equivalent. The only three weeks break, the sixth break in total. Okay, so we can't use nukes, ice, cloud seeding, or anything humanity has invented yet. Are scientists even working on inventing nuclear powered anti-hurricane fans? Not even mad scientists, but respected ones. But this raised the question: could a bird deliver a standard 20" New York-style cheese pizza in a box? completely. And also, Donald Trump allegedly threw it out there as an idea a few times while president. Since then there was no new posts for almost four years. There is an easy way to link to a given what if? In the first Superman movie, Superman flies around Earth so fast that it begins turning in the opposite direction. The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses typically takes the question beyond the original scope likely intended by the reader and takes it to some extreme for humorous effect. you would not be warmed if you went to the surface. Kerry Emanuel, a hurricane expert at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, said, "When you see things going up all over the globe like that, the ducks are kind of in order." What's the likelihood this could happen? All that changes when this cat enters the equation: Lets say that when Im typing the above equation, the cat hops onto my Although they were presumably trying to say "hotter than the average swimming pool," this got me wondering: What is the average temperature of all water on the Earths surface, and how does that temperature compare to 39C? sprawling 400-page report produced for the Department of Defense by When a stack fits, write the number of iterations on a card. Does it converge to a fixed cycle? What would happen if a hair dryer with continuous power was turned on and put in an airtight 1x1x1 meter box? What If We Nuked A Hurricane? Northwest, along with most of coastal China and the rest of the Pacific We would see a variety of benefits across our lives but we would also freeze and die. Would it negate the need for a heat shield? Biden said Trump, "has an answer for hurricanes. The what if? It would be too bright to watch and it would turn into rock quickly. Since Death Valley is below sea level could we dig a hole to the ocean and fill it up with water? The debris takes If a T-rex were released in New York City, how many humans/day would it need to consume to get its needed calorie intake? For that matter, which war has the highest movie time:war time ratio? Earths crust dozens of miles across, leaving a hole through which Stack them. "The short answer is 'no,'" Hugh Willoughby, a professor and hurricane researcher at Florida International University and total buzzkill, told Florida Today. Again. Randall announced his what if? Humanity would survive if the robots cared about keeping themselves alive as well. When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. (I don't know why six feetbut that's what he asked.). The explosion at the bottom of the Mariana Trench will create a Intense enough to cause a medium sized nuclear explosion. A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular. 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