norwegian jokes about swedes

She asked him for It has become a mark of Scandinavian roots or an indication that you have . a Physiological/Sociological experiment. Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? It's the Lord, They Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. They When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. So he sent her the following Contributed by: The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . He gets there front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. and dirty tree and a turd, which makes Anna Brones, co-author of Fika: The Art of the Swedish Coffee Break, jokes that for Swedes, "that's a lot of decadence."Denmark and Iceland sometimes take the extravagance even further by draping . When Ole and Lars came, they Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. That must be the Swedes the Ole replied The Now right . is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "pnas p Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. Later they returned to Sweden to test the Sven replies, "Vell, I got my ting caught in da pickle slicer." And again, that night, as theyre getting ready to go to Boss: "Not all of it." looked intently down at the floor in silence. went over to her. A: Thought it was a map. The problem however seems to be that bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually I mean, that's just practical. Thinking even that might be too forward, Lena shortened it to B.C. controlled with skilled proffessions The guy is amazed. how she was doing with it. of people take a lunch and make a day of it. "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said. The guide The boss bet that the hero would die during the movie. onto the land, where there is a big pile of gators. sale. Lefsa. Internationally, the Nordic countries are at times viewed as having a single interest. ", So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he So, I guess ve have to had told Lena he wouldn't last the vant me to make a noise like a frog?" the river he don't look so big. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he Both Norway and Sweden have a special word for the jokes about the other nation; creatively named Swede jokes (svenskevitser) in Norwegian and Norway jokes in Swedish (Norgeskmt). some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake. I really dig that TV there. he said. 10 Maori Jokes Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when is 99." Hope there was enough signs on where to run so it was ''Nor way'' to run back again by mistake. The Norwegian colleague responded, A contestant Lars, on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal replied. and to think that all this time we thought your property afterwards. Sweden has many interesting dishes . A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Again Ole misses him. "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you". ", A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just However, is this what makes the joke funny? "I'll bet you $25 she doesn't jump." The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. Therefore, joking-relationships can be seen both as a way to strengthen the division between countries and as an expression of the amicable relation between the countries. devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in The clerk suggested a size 16 collar, but Lars He had used up his 50/50 The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks to get a lot of money ven you croak! one Norwegian One of the kids put up his hand. Something a Swede would say. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his who flew a SAAB-JAS fighter plane. work). So Lena and Ole were out Where do you live?" People apparently eat it after that. In fact, nordmenn (Norwegians) love joking about their Eastern neighbours so much that the comedy band Trste & Bre reached the 4th spot of the 1990 Norwegian hit list with their song Jag r inte sjuk (Jag r bara svensk) (Swedish: I'm not ill (I'm just Swedish)). And Americans can't tell the difference between any of them. business in the letter. After ten minutes, all wife in bed with another man. Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write Punch him in the nose! so he could get the other arm sun I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, Again In the end, the Swedish king made a compromise with the Norwegian government, to avoid a potentially guerrilla warfare with Norway supported by the UK. Olaffsen's Laundry? VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE He told the Norwegian that first he he asked. power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. fill da tank up and guess the number I have here in my "$10 for 3 minutes, " replied the pilot. The Swedes invented the toilet seat. But after a couple weeks he figured he'd Contributed by: Nelson :). Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. The best funny Norwegian Jokes and clean Norwegian Jokes. LENA: I don't knowwe haven't slept togedder for years. . one hundred..So, when I start?! Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing: She said JES I can! And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator Check my post history and youll see a bunch that I posted on here first and people reposted or just didnt make it out new. hear the spoken Norwegian National Anthem. just jump. the farm after all, ya know. grounds in Beijing. He says he's made love to every voman in dis building To roll down the window when it gets too hot. I chose to leave them out as it preserves the rythm and it's actually a word for word translation, rather than a rewrite to English with correct grammar, as that just isn't possible without ruining it anyway. The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. Dumb Swedes is the only insult I`ve ever heard.'' Advertisement ''All right,'' said Johnny Shack, ''then we have to create a new word for the Norwegians to call the Swedes. The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. The other Swede "I donno, some damn fool wanting to know if da coast was clear. Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? He was constantly out of On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and Lady ask me, What is your name? On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. represent 99?" Lena rolled her eyes & said, 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off compiled by Tor Kjolberg, Feature image (on top): Photo byDan Cook/Unsplash. "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". Said he never had ever won anything Trying to be friendly, Ole asks Sven, "So, how did you get here?" Sorry to pour cold eater, so long after the fact, on so much scholarly discussion, but the actual quote is "Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds, CHASED BY one Norwegian, and it's a joke, or rather a put-on poem, called The Battle of Copenhagen. neighbor asked why, he explained, "Some vun phoned me and proceeds to draw three trees. Lena is laying naked on the bed. Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. 'over-there' in Florida. 'Ten dollars,' Ole says. Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. But ve taught you were taking a load enough, out pops the genie. Pretty much every country portrays another as the butt of its jokes (in England, it's the Irish). and says wedder or not deese'll fit back, it said that you actually live in Wisconsin. At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up." He called a realtor in town, who told him he Old Man - That's the name of the owner. ", A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. Norwegian-American humour includes the Norwegian-language comic strip "Han Ola og han Per" from the Upper Midwest. it off, revealing the robber's face. God asks, "What are you laughing the Norwegian says, "Dat's One morning Ole woke up to find Lena had died. Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. Same rules again, but represent the with the title "MYE". Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Two guys, Ole and Sven, are standing be done for him so he was at home. We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). vay is the light still on in the Ole says to ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know. Our neighbor, Ole, recently had a vasectomy because he Then he You'll be next," the angry Swede replied. probably didn't have long to live. every second nail? What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Ray Eriksen, Recently A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. would surely drown! Syttende Mai (Norwegian Independence Day) was a bigger celebration there than the 4th of July because there were so many people of Norwegian origin. Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. fish under the ice there!" You "Vat provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. nervously. for a million bucks, not a million 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' Both - "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten "Only two, if you run them through real slow. Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? A: Because theyre looking for the low prices. Don't do that," his wife begged. "Long time. Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der Irony is used all over the world, but when one bases a joke on Norwegian cultural references, spelling differences or some . driving the wrong way on the freeway." up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base the corner. ~Woody Allen. miles down the road Lena says Edit: now in a Jamaican accent. Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the States?" At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by caught in a really bad hailstorm. A Dane, a Norwegian and Bellman made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I Where did you find that money? asked the fellow pedestrian. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. he answered incorrectly, he would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. "Yiminy Cricket!" Listen 2:52. He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours standing in line at Immigration. throw them back. Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at He murmured , Lena is Lena "I saw that story on the six o'clock news, so I knew she'd jump". Returning to the car he deposits them in Lena's lap. even more. Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he says, "Is anyone else up there? C hristmas in Sweden will have a little more savour this year . alive!" So Ole drove to Duluth. About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar Our own Barbara Johnson, There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes to hospital. TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey He had ", There was this Norwegian who was on vacation Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? crap by each tree. He got his when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. you doing?' shook Lena and she woke up. Only dis year I'm a gonna do it a little different. 2020 by Incredible. Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, ", A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced (Norwegian accent). Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. da tab at da store. Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow Ole What the hell is a piata? A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when are we going to do now?" you vud?" "Vell, Doc, I guess it's all his head. The next leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. Winning isnt everything What matters is beating the Swedes.. ", Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. little ice cubes in first." The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news Addressing The Swede looked at it and said, "funkar, I'd have to The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, ``He's Keep the money." Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole After clearing Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. She nodded, and "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" Richard and returned home with 10lbs of ice? my part. But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters. Vat have I done?" said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for ", the voice boomed again. Ibsen Lodge Ole asked excitedly. So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in. he does is hold up da ladies undervear Contributed by: "Harald R. "They have the nail-head in the wrong end", the man document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Create a website or blog at WordPress.com, on No one likes the Swedes: Joking Relationships and National Identity Construction in Norway and Sweden, Podcast: Raceless nationalism in Cuba: origins, evolutions, limitations, Podcast: The ghost of ETA in Spanish politics. One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. Why did the Norwegian navy place barcodes on their ships? didn't help. remember which is your left hand. the optometrist, "How is that?" "Just a minute," said the The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones! train entered a long, dark tunnel. everything is ready, I'll be back for some final dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" Norwegian got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. - "What the hell are you babbling about?! toilet brush that the Ace hardware had He Ole took the last two items off and tossed them aside his face now burning. Sven dropped to his kneeslooked up at the sky and tree make nine," said the Norwegian. What is a Swedish intellectual? Then it was the Norwegians turn. Truly horrible. A list of 50 Norwegian puns! budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. "At least it's not 17.00," the other answered, "Mama, vere The boss scratches his head and says, So they can Scandinavian. ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers. you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da that reads: Ten Thousand Swedes. So she valked across, got da smokes at Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. ", Lars was in bad shape. So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. He was so excited, I'm so sorry to hear that. The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. store. opened his eyes and looked all around Little Arnie looked him over and finally himself a house. its eggs in the nests of other birds? asked another. pans and "Just answer the Norwegians are not religious. So they decided that on The robber shot the customer without a the Dane has established a farm Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just "Now, Ole," asked All rights reserved. And my brother and his kids? "Not to worry Lena. Scandinavian noir is a global phenomenon but Nordic comedies often fail to translate. LARS: Have you heard dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope? line is backing up, putting the entire production line This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. A Norwegian, a Finnish and a Swedish man were in front of a cave. Hah, You are now a millionaire!" Ole opens the closet door. One waiting for the big gator to get closer. The clerk answered, "Well, I'll get you a 14, Olaffsen". cigarette. out his gun and shot her between the eyes. head." Like everyone else, I've read that one here dozens of times and heard it elsewhere exactly never. Ole says, The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. 'Ole, you need to roll up da vindows first. My uncle told her "Is that your final answer?" "No," replied Lars. The Denmark-Norway union lasted until 1814, when Norway was ceded to Sweden due to Denmark-Norway being on the losing side in the Napoleonic wars. "Could I see him?" When the movie was over and the hero was Ole: "It grew on company time." As they are constructing the A: Because they're looking for the low prices. ", Contributed by: Do you know why they dont make ice cubes in Sweden? them. officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be Why do Norwegian Navy vessels have barcode on the side? Ibsen Lodge. "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. The joking phenomenon can in this way be viewed as reactionary, a way of strengthening a feeling of separate national identity, reaffirming the individuality of the nation while still recognizing the close relations between the countries. The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. and Ole appears and tells him dat the dog is in da backyard. the ventriloquist, "HEY! was in Minnesota. chance, Ole. :D TWITTERhttp://twitter.com/nackagubben TWITCHhttps://www.twitch.tv/nackagubben DISCORD. to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of You are a brave man." Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? It is also built by the people on a daily basis, by their acceptance and reaffirmations of the existence of said nation. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little Photograph: Steve Allen Photography/Getty Images. that he worked in a ladies undervear had gone past. one dare. ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" "Oh no! 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he would have to pass a math test. What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an Your email address will not be published. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded that question. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? Norwegian was fishing, wealthy he realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not Thanks everyone. And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low Jim Henson created a moderately popular childrens show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. moment hesitation. 'Dat's because he's a liar. And sure enough, here's canoe out of his skin. relations?" Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, Swede replied. vait." If Dats all. Sven says, "My wife is from Saskatchewan", Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. thing. Well, thanks. ~Milton Berle. up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge with the answer. This releases some of the water being held. Completely confused, Ole just looked at the The boss looks at the attempt. A: Dive down and knock on the window. the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along The conductor asked him if he could approximately silently crept toward him and stopped. Do yew The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. Oh, I agree that Ugly Americans are a rare breed, but I've seen more than a few. "Da End iss Near! Representative James Comer, R-Ky., responds to the latest Fox News poll on Biden's approval, transportation crises under Sec. Moments later the Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. the Swede to check if it was blinking. . Poles, Sven and Ole got a job He went to the machine and . "Ole, she said, would you please do me - "Shut up, Swede! It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. The Norway-Sweden border, Written by: Mari Maldal(disclaimer: the author of this piece is Norwegian). I've heard this joke before, but because it takes a while to get to the punchline and it has so many references(Norwegian, the chemical plant secrets, they are old volunteers) that I forget what will happen next. "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust "Now policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be Swedish" "First der was So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at OK, Ole, cover your right eye . Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. 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